Only in America

First of all, something called the American Water Works Association exists.

And so does something called Drinking Water Week, which is a continent-wide celebration that was kicked off by the AWWA today.

"To commemorate the occasion, water utilities across North America will join with their communities throughout the week to celebrate what Only Tap Water Delivers with fairs, programs, contests, public service announcements, and other exciting events," according to the kick-off release.

I'll raise a glass to the arbitrary caps on that one. It's something Only Tap Water Can Deliver.