How a press release can cost millions.

I have a running list of ridiculous mistakes I find in press releases. It's what happens when no one seems to understand how to use a semicolon and Ted Skup keeps referring to himself as "Ghandi."

Tonight I'm adding Lifestyle Beverages, who recently incorporated the first person in a news release:

"With New Yorkers getting fatter and unhealthier due to the fact that they are drinking sugar sweetened drinks with many calories, I believe that it's time New Yorkers lived healthier lifestyles by drinking TrimWater," reads the first paragraph of the release.

Apparently unsatisfied with their botched attempt at public relations, the company went on to invite a lawsuit:

"TrimWater is a new diet beverage that's great tasting and low in calories and sugar and healthy for you, unlike Vitamin Water, SoBe, Lifewater, Gatorade, Coke, Pepsi."

Good luck with that.

I'm sure Gatorade, Coke, Pepsi will be annoyed, irritated, ready to throw down.