My ideal man is a millionaire (patriot).

Social networking sites really bring out the best.

For instance, I once received a query from a young man in New Jersey. His request was very specific:

“Who I'd like to meet: My ideal female is around 20-27 98 lbs to 125 lbs, blonde/brunette either one, curly hair, which she can straight up every time she feel like it, blue/green/hazel eyes, her body has to be slim and firm, fair skin. I don’t like female with more that C-cup. I enjoy been around females that take care of themselves, ex... nice French manicure & pedicure, facials a new haircut. U knows always looking fresh. My ideal date is picking you up at 7 am, run one mile, walk down the water line at the shore (Bahamas) or local beach will do then swim, breakfast at 9:30, take the sun for one hour, then go to the arcade (11:30) then lunch from 12-1. Go shopping for two hours (1:30-4:00), ice cream at 4:30 go to the movies, dinner at 8:00 play pool from 9:30-10. To help us heat up we will jump to the whip roll right to the hottest club in town, where we will get down to droung. After getting all wasted we will go to the penthouse, playing slow jams following with a prefect chill bottle of crystal and next to the fire place we will make what our wildest warm bodies (passions) are will to perform”

It goes without saying that I was appalled that the site let him post that.

But at least they put their foot down with the Millionaire Patriot.

Yes, Facebook refused the Millionaire Patriot’s pay-per-click ad campaign, which offered a handgun training course, concealed weapon permit course and a free handgun to the first 5,000 citizens who responded. In an apparent attempt to turn a negative into an even bigger negative, the Millionaire Patriot issued a press release over the rejection.

“It appears to me that Facebook is discriminating against gun owners and placing gun ownership in the same category as pornography… A gun does not cause crime anymore than a camera causes pornography and I do not see Facebook rejecting ads for cameras!” said the Millionaire Patriot.

Certainly Mr. Patriot cannot support giving a free handgun to just anyone - especially not the above gentleman who I fear may take it with him when he “jump to the whip roll right to the hottest club in town” (11-12).

Honestly.

I wouldn’t even trust that kid with a keyboard.

Read the original Millionaire Patriot post.