Why we should stop selling vitamins.

After the last presidential election, I definitely referred to Ohio as “The Fuckeye State.”

Very mature, I know.

But as it turns out, if I don’t like this year’s results, I can blame vitamins.

TABS Group, a marketing, consulting and research company, released survey results that claim to analyze presidential election voting preferences based on vitamin and supplement purchases.

“These results provide interesting insight into Vitamin and Supplement Users and how their usage patterns can predict and explain voting behavior,” said Kurt Jetta, President of TABS Group.

Yes, really.