Nothing but pennies in my pocket

Yesterday at work, someone edited a press release I wrote so that it was grammatically incorrect.

What’s worse is that right now I can’t even post the release and make fun of myself. One day, when I presumably no longer depend on my salary to pay rent in Manhattan, I’ll add it.

Until that day, I have a news release from MyCoupons.com to address:

“MyCoupons, LLC wants to continue the St. Patrick's Day celebration and help everyone think green this year and save money with coupons and coupon codes. Utilizing coupons online, as well as off, is the best way to help you and your family buy the things you need while keeping the most money where it belongs, safely in your pocket,” reads the release.

I’d like to put that paragraph where it belongs, safely on my blog.